欢迎来到江沪英语网

双语笑话|Criticize

来源:www.hobaiyun.com 2025-05-25

One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didn't smile. So the American said, What's wrong? He said to his friend, What's that? You dare1 not say anything. In America, we can criticize2 the president and government anytime we want. We are free to criticize them anytime, about anything. So the Russian friend said, Yeah, here we're also free to criticize the American government and its president any time.

有一个美国人去俄国家公务员考试查访问,他看到不少秘密警察,人民都非常害怕,面无笑容。所以他问朋友:什么问题?这算什么?你们什么都不敢说。在美国,大家随时都可以批评政府和总统,不管什么时间、对什么事情,都可以自由批评他们。那位俄国朋友说:是啊,在大家这里,随时也都可以自由批评美国总统跟政府。


相关文章推荐

07

21

双语笑话|He had an idea 想到一个主意

The speaker1 found2 some people leaving the building during3 the meeting4.He was5 annoyed6. Then he had7 an idea. When s

07

21

双语笑话|Boring lectures 无聊的课

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape1 Girardeau is known for his droll2 sense of h

05

25

双语笑话|The plural Form of Child “孩子”的

Teacher: What is the plural1 of man, Tom?Tom: Men.Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?Tom: Twins.老师:汤姆,男性这个词的复数形式是什么?

04

18

双语笑话|Life After Death 死后重生

Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees.Yes, Sir. the new recruit1 replied.Well, then, t

04

18

双语笑话|Only One Instance 傻瓜来信

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting1 him. He opened one and found it

03

24

双语笑话|Father and son 父与子

Son: Is it true1, Dad, I heard that in some parts2 of Africa a man doesn't know his wife3 until4 he marries5 her?Dad: Th

02

25

双语笑话|Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消

The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: My men, I h

02

25

双语笑话|Englishman 一个英国人

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor(走廊) of a hotel and asked the servant to bring

01

30

双语笑话|It’s not that. 不是那样的。

Its not that. 不是那样的。A: I saw1 seven girls share2 one umbrella and none3 of them got4 wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big

01

30

双语笑话|Why Is He Howling 他为何喊

Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please sTOP howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are stand